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@apple推文:《都说了我不是alpha》

作者：殷忆华 更新时间：2025-06-29 23:06:50

#本文原名《是咖啡店不是情报局[综英美]》 #本文又名《拥有一个枪战游戏系统的我该如何拯救在高危英美世界的你》 #《咖啡店长爱好和平且想要躺平》 #《求求你们了让我摆烂吧》 #《想开一个有猫的咖啡店的我有什么错》 - 普蕾尔这辈子没想到，自己会玩着手机坐着火车就穿越了。搞搞清楚啊！她坐的是绿皮火车啊！扭头过个隧道就变成地铁合理吗？！合理吗？！！手里还拿着显示不在服务区的手机，普蕾尔茫然而崩溃。已知：穿越了。好消息：穿越金手指已到账，是正在玩的游戏系统。坏消息：游戏账号没绑定，账户余额是0。好消息：完成任务可以掉落货币奖励。坏消息：这是个枪战游戏，而普蕾尔这辈子没玩过除了水@apple推文:《都说了我不是alpha》

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超英们吃得肚子滚瓜溜圆,也不忘结束了之后帮忙收拾残局，将后院恢复成干净整洁的样子，甚至还帮忙清洗了塞不进洗碗机的用具。虽然有着蝙蝠侠是厨房杀手的传言,但其实有点有失偏颇。至少曾在外流浪求学的布鲁斯在做烤肉上是很不错的,而且刷碗刷烤架这种没什么技术含量的活，能手搓芯片的蝙蝠侠搞不定就有点不合理了。 ——来自某位大孝子的爆料，布鲁斯确实炸过厨房，因为他把外卖放进微波炉里加热,忘记了外卖用的是内部贴着锡纸的盒子。 ——来自另一个二孝子的爆料，布鲁斯也炸过电磁炉,因为他不知道普通玻璃容器不能用电磁炉，玻璃杯没多久就炸成了手-雷。 ——来自还没消气的三孝子的爆料，布鲁斯当然也炸过泡面桶,因为他当时手头没别的东西，顺手用（非韦恩出品的）手机压在上边,然后手机过热就炸上天了。至于托尼,他明显能看出来是第一次干这种事,但天才之所以被称之为天才,就在于他们学习速度一绝。至少能靠着破铜烂铁造出第一套钢铁侠战服的托尼·斯塔克是不可能在观摩了队友的行为后还学不会拆开炉子并完美清洗后又重新安装起来这一系列操作的。他甚至还帮孔妈把后院装饰用的木制小风车给修好了，现场找了块木头,

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